If I was Donald Trump's new friend

If I was Donald Trump's New Friend.....

First thing I would do is tell Donald to knock off the television
interviews about his upcoming marriage to his 3rd wife. Somehow
something as important as a marriage probably should be between him
and her; America is not going to help you much in what you are about
to begin; they'd love to see you fall like you did with Ivana.

Second, Donald, are you sure this is the right woman? If you really
want to increase your ratings on television, why not marry a feminist
law school professor who specializes in breaking through prenuptial
agreements? Now you are leveling the playing field with the new woman
in your life and alot of people would tune in to see this. Heck, it
would be bigger than the show "The Apprentice".

Third, Donald, in the spirit of improving yourself why not give up the
hairpiece? A guy like you burning the hairpiece would do a lot to help
other balding guys accept that it is ok to be as you are. When you
are 60 years old or older, items like hair are not so important. We
are more interested in what you think and feel than what you are
wearing,including hairpieces.

Other than that, I enjoy everything you are doing Donald. Naming
everything after yourself is different than most of us would do but it
is your right. You seem to enjoy the business game and that is
inspiring. I would like to see more shots of your jet and how you
play? Take us along on trips to Florida and Europe.

Your new friend, Dean